Mark asks…
How much longer do you think I'll live?
Hey Yahoo! Answers. So I've been doing a little bit of pondering by my desk and I was wondering; based on the info I put on this site, how much longer do you think I'll live? Note that I'm being honest the whole way through this, so tell me your honest opinion on what you think.
So let's get started with appearance. I am 5 feet and weigh 320 lbs. and I am 14 years old. I have an army cut and a unibrow. I try shaving it off, but it always grows back! I also have giant man boobs, so I wear a cloth around my upper torso/chest to cover my man boobs since they are pretty disgusting to stare at. I also have a huge overhang just above my pubic area, and since my penis size is only 1.5 inches, I find myself having major difficulty urinating since I have to lift up all my fat to go to the washroom. My mom had to do major shopping for me yesterday, since I am currently hitting a growth spurt and for the last few weeks or so, I had to walk around wearing only a loincloth. It gets pretty embarrassing at times. I can't run more than 20 feet without collapsing into a heap like a runner at the end of a marathon. A flight of stairs for me is almost unbearable.
For foods, I usually eat Pizza Pockets everyday because my mom makes them for me all the time. I also eat a lot of fatty foods like bacon. You can't go wrong with bacon! I also eat a lot of other food. I love food. There's a local pizza joint where I live. I go there everyday(if I have the energy to get out of my chair) and have a large pizza with extra cheese. This usually follows by severe stomach problems. I do got stomach problems, sometimes I get so constipated that I can't even breathe. It has become a huge problem lately especially. I just don't know what to do.
My spare time usually consists of sitting on my couch watching soap operas and reality shows like Jersey Shore, Laguna Beach and The Hills. I tend to jack off when I watch those shows. I always wish I could go out with the hot girls on those shows, but I know that may never happen. I don't know if I'll still be alive by the time I get old enough!
So, can you tell me if it's too late to turn my life around? Is there any hope for me? i would like to know how long I have left, so I can live life to the fullest every day! Thanks Yahoo! Answers.
admin answers:
Hello there, Yes, as long as you have the desire to live, there is hope!!
For starter, it is very positive that you have taken responsibility of your problem and is now seeking help.
But help must come from the right source.
As yours is a weight related problem, you should look for a good doctor for a start. A nutritionist will also be helpful in your case as over eating and wrong diets amongst other reasons are contributing to your health issues. Your doctor may eventually put you on some kind of weight reducing programn with help from physiothrapist.
So do act now. You have the motivation - to get the best out of life - the hot girls, Jesey Beach
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